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Slop Detector

AI food coach & calorie tracker

Snap your meal.
Get the real verdict.

Point your camera at any meal to get calories, macros, and an honest call on whether it's slop. Then Coach Slop, streaks, and friends help you actually stick with it.

  • Free to download
  • 5 free scans every day
  • iPhone & Android

How it works

Logging a meal takes one photo.

Tracking only works if you keep doing it. Slop Detector keeps the loop short enough that you will.

  1. 01

    Snap it

    Point your camera at the plate, or pick a photo from your camera roll. No barcodes, no searching a food database.

  2. 02

    Get the verdict

    See estimated calories and macros in seconds, plus a plain call on whether it's slop or a solid pick.

  3. 03

    Stay on track

    Every scan counts toward your daily targets, streaks, and quests, and Coach Slop tells you what to do next.

Features

Everything you need to eat with intention. Nothing you don't.

A calorie and macro tracker that respects your time, with just enough accountability to keep you coming back.

Calories and macros from a photo

AI estimates calories, protein, carbs, and fat from your meal photo and adds them to your day, so you always know what's left.

Slop or not

Every scan gets a clear verdict, so you can tell at a glance whether the meal helped or hurt.

Targets built around you

Your calorie and macro goals come from your age, height, weight, activity level, and what you're working toward. Update them any time.

Streaks, XP, and daily quests

Small daily goals and a streak worth protecting make logging feel less like homework and more like a game.

Every meal, saved

Your scans live in a personal gallery, so you can look back at what you ate and spot patterns.

Friends keep you honest

Add friends, share food stories, and climb the leaderboard together. You control what's visible in Settings.

Coach Slop, a lettuce-headed mascot in a red coach's tracksuit with a whistle

Coach Slop

Three slop meals in a row. Breakfast tomorrow is eggs and fruit. Non-negotiable.

Coach Slop

Your brutally honest AI food coach.

Chat with Coach Slop any time for guidance based on what you've actually been eating. Think of it as a friend who knows nutrition and won't sugarcoat it.

  • Knows what you've eaten

    Coach Slop uses your scan history and targets, so the advice fits your actual day.

  • Ask anything

    What to order, how to recover from a heavy lunch, or where your protein should come from.

  • Straight talk, no lectures

    Short, honest answers with a clear next move. You'll get a laugh, not a guilt trip.

Full Coach Slop access is included with Slop Detector Pro.

FAQ

Questions, answered.

Can't find what you need? Visit Support or email support@slopdetector.io.

Scans give you a fast, useful estimate of calories and macros, not a lab measurement. They're designed to help you make a better next choice without weighing every ingredient. For medical or clinical dietary needs, check with a qualified professional.

Start with your next meal.

Download Slop Detector free and scan your first plate in seconds.